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I like food and tea and I don't believe in plates but "veritea" sounds a lot better than "veritbowl"
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We are just brains controlling mega skeletons that will do whatever we say

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

bunsen:

when u make a joke only u and ur friend get

image

nosdrinker:

we’re gonna be weird adults

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

124:

white: *throws random Buddhist/Hindu religious imagery together*
white: inner peace

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

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