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I like food and tea and I don't believe in plates but "veritea" sounds a lot better than "veritbowl"



what month comes after september???


after that, at 61 days, is the longest month of the year, christmas

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really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

Doctor: do you drink or smoke?

Me: no

Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser


obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

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"Average Scottish singer would walk 3 miles" factoid actualy a statistical error. Average Scottish singer would walk 0 miles. Charlie and Craig Reid, who would walk 500 miles and would walk 500 more, are outliers adn should not have been counted.

im so mad

dear gays


if jesus was here,right now what would he say? well He would probably say “why do i look so white in all these paintings” but,